Truly the duchess and the duke of quiches.
On the left, the Lady Quiche: Crustless, and as dairy-free as they come, with roasted red onions, tomatoes and artichokes.
To the right, the Man Quiche: Very delightfully crusty, not-so-dairy-free (not at all), with cheddar, mushrooms, bacon and roasted red peppers.
Despite its omelet-like consistency, Lady Quiche wins on taste. Man Quiche takes the prize for best-looking. Everyone is happy.